Sarcasm

There has been no shortage of it around here...

On the phone with a mortgage lender telemarketer...
Telemarketer:how are you?
Steve:wonderful
T:do you own your own house?
S:yes...
T:is it a mobile home or a stick built house?
S: its a cardboard box
T:describe it for me
S:it's a cardboard box
T:I did not understand that
S: it's a cardboard box
T: Lets move on. How would you rate your credit? Fair, good or excellent
S:poor-poor(Holli is already rolling on the floor laughing)
T:I am not sure you are going to qualify to have your home refinanced. I will have an expert contact you
S:I am not sure why I am talking to you
(Click)
My smart butt husband who is apparently great at fibbing to telemarketing computers...