The Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the home,
Thomas the Train had taken over, toy engines did roam.
the stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
this year we made another addition, Gavin's name was there!

The children were snuggled, but not in their beds.
Gavin with Aunt Kate on the couch, Logan with mommy who read.
With daddy in his pajama pants, mommy covered in baby puke
Gavin and Logan were Christmas jammies and were oh so too cute!

Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
the darn neighbors were fighting, someones drink splattered.
Why must the white trash have invaded our happy block?
Sometimes we wonder when the madness will stop.

Mr. moon was a-shining all white and all round.
The temperature was seasonably warm, no snow on the ground!
Two thousand eleven, another year has flown by.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!